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Anditsalwanga ngokukodwa kumanenekazi alolu hlobo, kodwa ndayithanda kakhulu le. Olu hlobo lwempundu aludli ngokubonwa, kwaye ke uginye inkuku enkulu kwaye akukho manenekazi amaninzi angakwaziyo! Mna ke - ividiyo entle nje! Yintoni eyayingekho kuyo? Mhlawumbi isondo lelungu lobufazi rhoqo utshintsho, kungenjalo kuphela ezimpundu kunye ezimpundu. Mna buqu ndikhetha ukunxiba ikhondom kumngxuma wokukhupha ilindle, ngakumbi kuba uninzi lwamanenekazi ayala ukufaka idick emlonyeni emva kokwabelana ngesondo ezimpundu, ngaphandle kokuba asebenzise ikhondom.
Ingathi ebeready nomntwanam engatshongo, wambamba amabele ngoko nangoko. Yiloo nto ke ithetha ukuba ngumzali olungileyo ovela kumama wakhe!
Iividiyo eziyeleleneyo
Kuyinto blonde ukungena kabini ngokuqinisekileyo akumangalisi, umhlobo wakhe kweli shishini ufumene amava ngaphezu kophahla. Ngokutyhalela kabini wayinyamezela ngokukhululeka, ngokungathi yinto eqhelekileyo kumadoda akhe amabini ngaxeshanye. Ungumntu oncancisayo, uncanca kakuhle kwaye i-cum ayimqobo kuye, ndiyathanda uhlobo olungaphazanyiswa yile nto incinci. Ndiyathanda ukuba bangaphazanyiswa zezi zinto zincinci, okanye awunalo ixesha lokukhwela kunye nokuphazamiseka ngoko nangoko, kwaye le ayikhathali.