Uyafuna ukumunca incanca yam?
Umama kudala elindele lomcimbi. Kunyana wakhe akusiyo kuphela isidanga, kodwa kunye netikiti lokuya ebudaleni. Ngoko unina wagqiba ekubeni anike unyana wakhe iziseko zenzululwazi, eziya kuzifuna esikolweni esiphakeme, ngoko akayi kuziva njengentombi enyulu kunye nelahleko.
Ndenze okulungileyo, kodwa ndenziwa okubi.
Intombazana enjalo eguquguqukayo iyinto enomdla kwisondo. Ungazama izikhundla ezininzi ezahlukeneyo kunye naye.
Unodoli
Nam ndifuna ukukugezela mazenja!
Smart blonde! Uyawabona la maxhego achwayita achwayita. Uninzi lwabo aluzange luzibone iifom ezilolo hlobo kwiminyaka eyadlulayo, ukususela ekubeni babebancinci kwaye beqolile. Ndothuswe kukuba umboko welinye ixhego lomelele kakhulu kwaye ukhule endilisekileyo.
Yhini njakazi! So ufuna ukuthatha iselfies wena okanye isithandwa sakho, yiba lundwendwe lwam. Kodwa ukwenza oko kwifowuni katitshala wakho kukukhohlisa. Kwaye kufuneka uhlawule ngenxa yobugwenxa, kwaye ngokwenyama - yiloo nto wayeyilindele! Kwaye ndiya kukuxelela, akanamdla kumabanga akhe. Kubalulekile ukuba iimazi ezinjengaye zifake utitshala wakhe ukuze ziqhayise ngayo kubahlobo babo. Aze ahlekise ngedick yakhe. Noko lo unedick enkulu.
Mm, kuhle.
Iividiyo eziyeleleneyo
Ukho umntu apho?