Nceda igama.
Ewe, iimpundu ezityebe kakhulu kunye namathanga emfazini, abamnyama bayawathanda la! Ukunyaniseka, kunjalo nam. Lukhetho olungathandabuzekiyo kwindoda ene-aggregate enkulu. Abafazi be-Skinny bakude ukuhlala bekwazi ukuthatha i-aggregate enkulu yendoda!
Andikholelwa! Ndiye ndafunda ngokuphindaphindiweyo kumaphephandaba aseNtshona ukuba ukuziphatha okunjalo kokulawula kwabo kuthathwa njengetyala elibi, umda wecala lolwaphulo-mthetho. Njengomntu ongaphantsi kubangelwa ukubandezeleka okunganyamezelekiyo ngokokuziphatha, okumkhathaza kangangeminyaka emininzi.
Ndingenza okufanayo.
Ukukhotha inqatha.
Akusoloko kusenzeka ukubona iphonografi yaseJapan epholileyo nekumgangatho ophezulu. Amantshontsho amabini ancanca umthondo afunqule indoda, sele ekwi nirvana, I guess).
UmMelika uyaziqhayisa kubahlobo bakhe malunga nendlela atsala ngayo intombazana yaseRashiya. Usasazo lwavela kakuhle - intshontsho lipholile kwaye livumele ukuba lizalise i-slit yalo nge-star-spangled cum. Spielberg, mfazindini!
Ngaba ulungile? Lithini igama lakhe?
Iividiyo eziyeleleneyo
Ukubethelwa okude kangaka kumzalwana we-brunette obumnyama. Kwahamba kakuhle, wamfunxa wamnika enkomeni. Ngelixa wayencanca, inkonyana yakhe yayizilungisa, ngoko yayibetha wonke.